the reality of UK hip hop

So I jus got of the phone from Joe Buhdah who has got klashnekoff staying at his house recording his new album. Klash brought his dog ‘terror’ with him, only, terror, ran away and was found by some local st annes lads who kept him, renamed him and dressed him in a st annes bandana. So klash goes walkin the streets lookin for terror and the local corner shop owner told him hed seen him and puts him in touch with the lads mum, who calls the police on her son and the police end up bringing the dog back at one in the morning. Wow.Only in UK hip hop..